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lumos5001:

hannibal-ate-bluebell:

girls don’t want boys to like them girls want kristen stewart and natalie dormer to play lesbian lovers in an indie movie with a good soundtrack

true story

pleatedjeans:

21 Perfect Cat Reactions to Going Outside for the First Time


josephjtoye:

you could be sad about your otp but consider:

  • one making awful breakfast for the other and the other eating it because they appreciate it that much
  • one putting their ridiculous music on in the car and singing along while the other sits in the passenger seat with their head in their hands
  • the two of them going down to the beach and one getting sunburned really badly so the other slathers them with aloe gel when they get home
  • one getting home from work later than the other and stretching out on top of them like a big lazy cat while they sit on the couch in front of the tv
  • one inexplicably bringing home an animal and refusing to drop it at the shelter so they and the other have to take care of it
  • the both of them going out to a park and getting ice cream to sit with and eat on a bench
  • one sending memes to the other while they’re at work so much they turn their phone off in exasperation
  • one giving the other their jacket and not getting it back from the other until it stops smelling like them

protect girls

meladoodle:

meladoodle:

always

i counted 30 seconds

tastefullyoffensive:

"It started out as a kiss, how did it end up like this…" [x]

dlubes:

iamcaswinchester:

dlubes:

caskles:

dlubes:

who knew a card in cards against humanity could remind me of high school

Did you mean supernatural

no i meant high school honestly why do you guys do this

I think you mean supernatural

i literally do not


smashy-smashy-eggman:

gabrielsaunteredvaguelydownwards:

do you think impressionists ever imitate people they find sexually attractive  when they masturbate and essentially sweet talk/ dirty talk to themselves?

Okay, so for like a full minute I thought you meant like the Impressionist movement. So I’m picturing Manet pretending to be Monet and that gets his rocks off. I hate being an artist.

punkmonksteven:

Then what hand is the phone in?


destispell:

imagine an american going to hogwarts determined not to live up to stereotypes and they do pretty well up until they discover their patronus is a bald eagle


iamthedukeofurl:

wholockian-at-hogwarts:

WHAT DO YOU AMERICANS MEAN WHEN A SHOW IS ON AT LIKE FUCKIN “8/7c” WHAT IS THAT????

We never switched over to metric timekeeping. The c stands for “Caw”, referring to how many times a majestic eagle has flown overhead and cawed that day. Sometimes the eagles are feeling sluggish, so the show could be on after either the 7th or 8th caw. 


cute-bird-dad:

kids are out here like “i wish i was alive during beatlemania” and im like….. beyonce is right here, right now, what is wrong with you. get right with jesus

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